Vivid Plasma King Cardbeard

Rule your battlefield with this artisanal crown, meticulously hand-crafted from the finest corrugated cardboard and held together by sheer royal dignity. It features an integrated fuzzy beard attachment and is surrounded by a Vivid Plasma effect, proving that your monarchical status is both budget-friendly and dangerously radioactive. It’s the perfect accessory for those who want to look regal while maintaining a strictly low-cost aesthetic.