Toxic Aroma Hunk of Monk

Achieve the pinnacle of monastic fashion with this classic bowl-cut tonsure that leaves the crown of the head polished and smooth. This hairstyle comes pre-packaged with a faint, greenish, radioactive mist that perpetually drifts off your scalp. It’s the perfect look for the man who wants to command respect while leaving a lingering scent of sulfur in the trenches.