Time Warp Dr's Dapper Topper

This tall, red-and-white striped stovepipe hat brings a whimsical touch of storybook chaos to the battlefield. It is permanently encased in a pulsating "Time Warp" effect, casting a surreal, shimmering aura that suggests your fashion sense exists in multiple dimensions simultaneously. It is the perfect choice for the mercenary who wants to look dapper while staring into the swirling vortex of eternity.