The Ooze Pencil Pusher

Look like the most diligent bureaucrat on the battlefield with this yellow pencil tucked snugly behind your goggles. Its sharp graphite tip and pink eraser suggest you’re ready to draft blueprints—or just correct the enemy's aim. The item is surrounded by a radiating, swampy green ooze effect that gives off a menacing, radioactive glow. It’s the perfect accessory for when you need to crunch numbers while being completely covered in toxic waste.