The Ooze Ol' Geezer

This weathered, wide-brimmed hat features a classic belt-and-buckle detail that screams "retired gunslinger with a questionable past." It is permanently surrounded by a thick, ominous cloud of radioactive green ooze, ensuring that your enemies know exactly where you are standing at all times. It’s the perfect accessory for looking distinguished while secretly leaking hazardous waste onto your own shoulders.