Terror-Watt Yule Hog

Nothing says "holiday feast" quite like wearing an entire honey-glazed ham on your head, complete with a festive garnish of greens and a cherry. This savory top hat is perfectly seasoned with a high-voltage Terror-Watt effect that crackles with neon green electricity. It is the ideal choice for those who want their fashion sense to be both delicious and dangerously shocking.