Sulphurous Bonk Leadwear

This rugged red baseball cap is reinforced with heavy-duty metal plating and sports two bulky "Bonk!" brand batteries strapped to the sides. A loose, frayed wire hangs down from the brim, suggesting it’s either powering a genius invention or about to give you a very spicy surprise. The hat is enveloped in the Sulphurous unusual effect, surrounding your head in a persistent, pungent cloud of swirling orange particles. It is the perfect accessory for looking both caffeinated and potentially radioactive.