Stormy Storm Crocleather Slouch

This rugged, cream-colored slouch hat features a textured crocodile-skin band complete with a shiny gold buckle for that high-end outback aesthetic. It is perpetually accompanied by a localized dark rain cloud, ensuring you remain moist regardless of the forecast. It’s the perfect accessory for staying stylish while your personal weather system makes sure your enemies—and your socks—stay thoroughly dampened.