Steaming Ze Goggles

The Steaming Ze Goggles are a pair of olive-drab, dual-lensed optics strapped securely with a heavy-duty black band. These precision instruments feature a distinct, persistent cloud of vapor rising from the dual barrels, suggesting either intense scientific genius or a small, contained fire. Whether you're performing experimental surgery or just need to peer suspiciously at your teammates, these goggles provide an unmistakable aura of "I definitely know what I'm doing."