Steaming Trash Man

Embrace the peak of rugged fashion with this olive-drab beanie, featuring a charmingly weathered skull and crossbones emblem. It comes complete with a voluminous, unkempt brown mullet that promises a low-maintenance look for the busy mercenary. As a bonus, the hat is perpetually enveloped in a thick, mysterious grey steam, ensuring you’re the most noticeable—and perhaps the most aromatic—person on the battlefield.