Steaming Misfortune Fedora

The Steaming Misfortune Fedora is a dark, wide-brimmed hat featuring a prominent, fleshy pink orb at its center. The base is encircled by sharp, white teeth-like protrusions and accented with a small, grey skull emblem at the front. This item is finished with a persistent, wispy grey steam effect that rises from the top of the hat.