Steaming Das Hazmattenhatten

Keep your head protected from mystery fluids and hazardous malpractice with this sleek, off-white hood featuring a high-visibility golden faceplate. A bold red cross sits front and center, ensuring everyone knows exactly who to blame when things go sideways. The hat is topped off with a persistent, roiling cloud of steam, giving the impression that your brain is either working overtime or slowly boiling inside the suit.