Steaming Bonk Leadwear

This custom-fabricated cap is reinforced with heavy-duty metal plating and sports two bulky "Bonk!" brand batteries on the sides for that high-voltage aesthetic. A loose, frayed wire dangles dangerously from the brim, ensuring you look like a walking electrical hazard. The entire apparatus is perpetually wreathed in a thick, dark steam effect that warns your enemies that your fashion sense is running way too hot.