Starstorm Insomnia Universal Translator

This sleek, silver-topped aviator cap features a classic ear-flap design and a built-in comms microphone, perfect for coordinating your next tactical disaster. The aesthetic is truly out of this world, headlined by a hauntingly luminous "Starstorm Insomnia" effect that surrounds your head with a cascade of radiant, emerald-green stars. It’s the ultimate headgear for looking brilliant while you ignore everyone else on your team.