Sizzling Shellmet

Step into the battlefield with this camo-patterned military helmet, conveniently equipped with a strap holding spare ammunition and a water canteen. It’s perfect for the soldier who values both hydration and pyrotechnics, as the helmet constantly emits a steady plume of wispy smoke. To complete the rugged aesthetic, it comes with a lit cigarette permanently dangling from the wearer's mouth. Just try not to inhale too much of your own head-smoke.