Shrieking Shades Beanie the All-Gnawing

This purple, stitch-detailed beanie transforms your head into a wide-eyed creature complete with jagged, pearly-white teeth. Its neon green button eyes stare blankly into the void, giving you a look that is equal parts cozy and carnivorous. It’s the perfect accessory for mercenaries who want their headgear to do the biting for them.