Severed Serration Brain-Warming Wear

Stay cozy on the battlefield with this charmingly rustic, knit-textured beanie topped with two prominent, button-eyed froggy nubs. Its extended side-flaps dangle extra plush appendages that sway as you stalk your prey, ensuring you look adorable while you backstab. It’s the perfect accessory for the professional assassin who wants to project an image of soft, amphibian-inspired warmth rather than cold-blooded efficiency.