Sapped Alakablamicon

This grumpy, leather-bound wizard hat features a set of menacing, jagged teeth and glowing red eyes that peer out from the brim. It is constantly surrounded by a crackling blue electrical aura, likely a side effect of being aggressively sapped by a miniature electronic device. It’s the perfect accessory for those who want to look magically inclined while simultaneously suffering through a persistent tech-related malfunction.