Rare Shine Lawnmaker

This olive-drab trucker hat proudly displays the "Conagher Landscaping Co." logo, perfect for the professional who treats sentry placement like a well-manicured lawn. It comes paired with sleek, dark-tinted safety glasses and industrial-grade orange ear protection for when the job—or the battlefield—gets a little too noisy. Nothing says "I'm here to fix things" quite like a hat that suggests you'd rather be mowing grass than dealing with mercenaries.