Pumpkin Party King Cardbeard

Rule your digital kingdom with this meticulously crafted crown, fashioned entirely from orange-tinted corrugated cardboard. It features a jagged, hand-cut design accented by red "jeweled" paper stickers and a matching faux-cardboard beard for that DIY royal aesthetic. It is the perfect choice for the mercenary who wants to command respect while maintaining a budget that screams "I found this in a recycling bin."