Prinny Hat

Adopt this oversized, red plush penguin head to give your mercenary a look of eternal confusion. It features a pair of small, flightless purple wings and a distinctively large, pale yellow beak that points directly into the face of your enemies. The crude, white cross-stitch detail along the jawline provides that authentic "stitched together by a delinquent soul" aesthetic. It is the perfect accessory for those who want their combat style to be less about strategy and more about looking like a sentient stress ball.