Phantom Plague Shoestring Santa

This budget-friendly festive getup features a slightly tattered red Santa hat paired with a chin-strap beard held together by nothing but sheer determination and a piece of twine. A price tag still dangles from the side, proving that true holiday spirit is just a clearance bin away. The item is surrounded by a sickly, swirling green mist effect that ensures you’ll be noticed from across the map, even if you’re trying to hide. It’s the perfect way to look jolly while leaving a faint trail of radioactive-looking gloom in your wake.