Orbiting Planets Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet

Channel your inner big-game explorer with this classic beige pith helmet, featuring a sturdy brown leather band, mounted goggles, and a sleek communications antenna. To truly ensure you are the center of the universe, this piece comes equipped with a miniature solar system of colorful planets that orbit your head in eternal, silent revolution. It is the perfect accessory for those who demand both colonial-era style and cosmic gravitational dominance.