Orbiting Planets Gym Rat

This item features a thick, voluminous head of brown hair held in place by a sporty red sweatband. Encircling the wearer's cranium is an Orbiting Planets unusual effect, casting a literal gravitational pull of miniature celestial bodies around your noggin. Whether you're hitting the gym or just looking for a way to let your enemies know that your ego—and your head—are truly the center of the universe, this cosmetic delivers in spades.