Orbiting Fire Federal Casemaker

This sharp, red-felt federal fedora features a clean, dark band that screams "dapper detective" even when you're busy detonating things. The hat is perpetually circled by a low-orbiting, crackling fireball, ensuring your fashion sense is as literally heated as your killstreak. It’s the perfect choice for mercenaries who want to look professional while simultaneously violating every fire safety regulation in the book.