Nuts n' Bolts Citizen Cane

This confectionery top hat features a festive red-and-white spiral pattern, complete with a matching ribbon and a pair of swirling peppermint spectacles. It is perpetually orbited by a chaotic swarm of industrial-grade nuts and bolts, ensuring your holiday spirit is tempered with the threat of mechanical failure. It’s the perfect look for the mercenary who wants to be both a delicious snack and a mobile hardware store.