Non-Craftable Counterfeit Billycock

This sophisticated dark brown bowler hat features a distinctively jaunty silhouette perfect for the discerning gentleman. A stark, white rectangular plate is bolted directly onto the front, proudly displaying a printed graphic of—you guessed it—the very same hat. It is the ultimate fashion statement for those who find "wearing a hat" simply isn't enough, and feel the need to broadcast their millinery choices to the world.