Neutron Star Plumber's Pipe

Who knew home repair could be so celestial? This rugged, improvised plumbing fixture is held together by a humble piece of twine and serves as a makeshift perch for a swirling, luminous nebula. The Neutron Star effect casts an ethereal violet glow around the metal pipes, ensuring you remain the brightest (and most confusing) plumber on the battlefield. It’s the perfect accessory for those who prefer their structural maintenance to come with a side of cosmic radiation.