Neutron Star Fed-Fightin' Fedora

This tattered, tan fedora features a deep brown band and has clearly survived more than a few close calls, evidenced by the numerous bullet holes decorating its brim and crown. It is encircled by a swirling, ethereal purple nebula effect, proving that your head is literally the center of its own miniature galaxy. It's the perfect look for someone who wants to appear both suspiciously well-traveled and cosmically significant.