Moth Plague Universal Translator

This technical headgear features a sleek, two-toned aviator-style cap complete with a dedicated communication boom arm. It is perpetually swarmed by a fluttering cloud of curious moths, ensuring your personal space is never truly quiet. While it claims to translate languages, you'll likely find that its primary function is just attracting every insect within a three-mile radius. Perfect for those who prefer their combat accompanied by a gentle, constant flapping sound.