Morning Glory Pencil Pusher

Nothing says "I have three PhDs and a grudge against paper" quite like the classic Pencil Pusher. This professional-looking hairstyle comes accessorized with a handy yellow pencil tucked behind the ear, ensuring you're always ready to draft blueprints or calculate the structural integrity of your latest Sentry nest. To top off this look, the item is enchanted with the Morning Glory effect, surrounding your head in a shimmering, ethereal mist of pink light and falling flower petals. It's the perfect way to let the enemy team know that you're a scholar of both engineering and horticulture.