Molten Mallard Jumper's Jeepcap

This olive-drab Jeepcap comes equipped with a pair of sturdy goggles, perfect for keeping the dust out of your eyes during intense battlefield maneuvers. The hat is continuously orbited by a luminous, fiery duck that leaves a trail of thick grey smoke in its wake. It is truly the premier choice for the soldier who wants to be easily spotted by both friend and foe alike.