Molten Mallard Greased Lightning

Channel your inner rock-and-roll icon with this towering, gravity-defying pompadour that proves hair gel is truly a miracle of modern science. This suave hairstyle is accented by a mystical Molten Mallard effect, leaving a trail of spectral ducks and glowing orange embers in your wake. It’s the perfect way to stay looking sharp while simultaneously confusing your enemies with a flock of phantom waterfowl.