Menacing Miasma Classy Capper

This dapper wide-brimmed fedora features a sharp, metallic quill and a bold, wrap-around fabric band. It is constantly surrounded by a swirling, radioactive-green mist that suggests you’ve either found a very stylish radioactive waste dump or you just smell like questionable science experiments. It’s the perfect accessory for looking sophisticated while ensuring everyone downwind knows exactly where you’re hiding.