Memory Leak German Gonzila

This classic off-white Alpine hat features a rustic rope band and a jaunty, delicate feather tucked neatly along the side. It is plagued by a literal "Memory Leak," emitting a constant stream of vibrant, pixelated green squares that drift upward into the air. It’s the perfect accessory for a doctor who wants to look traditional while simultaneously suffering from a severe case of digital data corruption.