Massed Flies Vaudeville Visor

Channel your inner lyrical gladiator with this rugged, spiked metal helmet that hides your face in mysterious shadow. It comes pre-installed with a dedicated swarm of flies that perpetually buzz around your head, ensuring you’re the most "noticeable" mercenary on the battlefield. It’s the perfect accessory for those who want to look legendary while smelling slightly like an open dumpster.