Massed Flies Teutonic Toque

This traditional, towering white toque features a bold red band that screams "professional pastry chef" even if your only actual specialty is organ harvesting. A persistent, buzzing cloud of flies orbits the hat, ensuring that no one will ever mistake your gourmet cooking for something fresh. It’s the perfect accessory for a medic who wants to remind the team that their "medical supplies" are perhaps a few days past their prime.