Massed Flies Soviet Gentleman

This distinguished accessory features a rugged, wide-brimmed brown hat accented by a red bandana and an impeccably groomed, thick black mustache. The ensemble is completed by the "Massed Flies" Unusual effect, which surrounds the wearer in a persistent, buzzing swarm of insects. It is the perfect choice for the refined mercenary who wants to command respect while simultaneously signaling to everyone in a three-mile radius that he hasn't showered in weeks.