Massed Flies Respectless Rubber Glove

This vibrant orange rubber glove sits proudly atop the head, styled into a permanent, non-negotiable two-fingered salute. It is accompanied by a persistent, orbiting swarm of black flies that ensures you’re never truly alone, no matter how much you might want to be. It’s the perfect accessory for those who want their fashion sense to be as loud as it is questionable.