Massed Flies Peacenik's Ponytail

Embrace a free-spirited aesthetic with this perfectly groomed brown ponytail, complete with integrated goggles for that authentic workshop chic. Just be prepared for the company you keep, as this item comes permanently accompanied by a swirling, buzzing cloud of houseflies that make your presence impossible to ignore. It’s the ultimate fashion choice for the engineer who wants to look stylish while maintaining a strictly "outdoorsy" aroma.