Massed Flies Melted Mop

This culinary catastrophe features a strawberry-topped sugar cone melting directly onto the crown of a gas mask. It is artfully garnished with a colorful layer of sprinkles that seem to have attracted a persistent, buzzing swarm of flies. While the ice cream may be past its prime, it provides a bold, sticky silhouette that is guaranteed to be the center of attention at any cookout.