Massed Flies King Cardbeard

Rule over your kingdom of scraps with this majestic crown meticulously fashioned from high-quality corrugated cardboard. It features sharp, hand-cut ridges, painted red-gem accents, and a matching cardboard beard for the true sovereign of the dumpster. To complete the authentic "reigning monarch of a landfill" aesthetic, this headpiece comes permanently swarmed by a swirling aura of flies. Your subjects might keep their distance, but they certainly won't be able to look away.