Massed Flies Hound Dog

Channel your inner rock-and-roll legend with this iconic, slicked-back pompadour paired with a set of stylish dark sunglasses. While the hairstyle screams "King of Rock," the permanent cloud of swarming flies suggests you might have skipped a few showers in your pursuit of fame. It’s the perfect look for the mercenary who wants to be noticed by everyone in the room—including the local pest control.