Massed Flies Bonk Helm

This classic hard hat features a pair of high-energy Bonk! Atomic Punch cans strapped to the sides, complete with flexible plastic tubing for hands-free caffeination. The aesthetic is truly brought to life by a perpetual, buzzing swarm of flies orbiting the helmet, ensuring you’re the most noticeable—and fragrant—target on the battlefield. It’s the perfect accessory for those who want to look refreshing while embracing the natural decomposition of their own gear.