Malevolent Monoculi Polar Bear

Stay warm in the tundra with this rugged, tan-colored ushanka featuring a prominent star emblem and matching goggles. It provides a sturdy look that says you’re ready for a blizzard, even if you’re actually just standing in a warzone. To really spice up your winter fashion, this item is permanently engulfed in a swirling, purple magical mist filled with staring eyeballs. It’s the perfect accessory for when you want to look intimidatingly cozy while being watched by the underworld.