Laugh-O-Lantern King Cardbeard

Ascend the cardboard throne with this DIY masterpiece, meticulously crafted from shipping scraps and questionable ambition. This majestic headpiece features an orange-hued, crenelated crown adorned with jagged "jewels" and a matching regal beard. It is the perfect choice for the mercenary who wants to command respect while clearly being held together by nothing more than grit and structural integrity.