Knifestorm Fed-Fightin' Fedora

This classic, tan-colored fedora comes pre-distressed with several ventilation holes courtesy of some previous, less-than-fortunate encounters. It is perfectly accented by a swirling, localized vortex of jagged knives that promise to keep your head clear—or at least very distracted. It’s the ideal accessory for the fashionable Scout who appreciates a bit of danger and a lot of sharp cutlery.