Kill-a-Watt Valley Forge

This classic tricorn hat commands immediate respect with its austere, colonial-era design and prominent team-colored cockade. It is perpetually electrified by the Kill-a-Watt effect, which surrounds the brim with crackling bolts of yellow lightning. It is the perfect choice for the fashionable mercenary who enjoys both historical aesthetics and the distinct risk of electrocuting their own cranium.