Kill-a-Watt Towering Pillar of Hats

Why settle for one hat when you can defy gravity with a precarious stack of three? This tower of haberdashery starts with a wide-brimmed base, supporting a medium top hat, and is crowned with a jaunty straw boater. The entire ensemble is crackling with the Kill-a-Watt effect, surrounding your head with a constant, jagged aura of electrified yellow lightning. It is the perfect choice for anyone looking to make a high-voltage impression on the battlefield.