Kill-a-Watt Texas Tin-Gallon

This custom-fabricated tin cowboy hat is bolted together with industrial-grade precision and looks just as sturdy as a makeshift shelter. It is permanently surrounded by a jagged, crackling Kill-a-Watt effect that keeps you perpetually energized—or at least very easy to spot in a dark room. It’s the perfect accessory for engineers who want to make a truly shocking impression on the battlefield.